It is currently the year 3001 and there is a strange planet in a solar system called the “Silly System” titled… literally just… “Planet 3”. On this planet, there is a beautiful and joyous land titled “7”! In 7, we have so many happy creatures of many kinds! It doesn’t matter who you are, you are only welcomed if you are kind and trusted. 7 is extremely random. This randomness is just as random as this sentence: “4 spherical teddy bears manifesting a pesto goddess in a dungeon”. In this magical land of 7, we have the only founder of 7. Jules! She is a Calien, which is an alien with a naturally assigned color. I’ll get to that later! Jules is 5’5 and 14 years old, and is completely obsessed with the color green! Her main enemy is… John. DUN DUN DUNNNN! John’s name is not to be spoken in 7, as he is the rudest person in the Silly System! John’s main EVIL plan is to turn a potato named “Jon”, into fries. And yeah yeah, they have the same name yet spelled differently. This makes it harder to tell who is who when someone is talking about them!
Meet Jon! Jon has INCREDIBLE plot armor so he cannot die at all. He is not immortal, though. Jon is a very good friend of Jules, and he loves skateboarding and the color red. Jon is the size of a regular potato but just with little legs! He ALWAYS wins against… ew… John. Jon is highly intelligent! He knows many tips and tricks such as how to defeat John, and… More. You know. Despite his absolutely amazing plot armor, he cannot speak or move his face. He requires his “BRAIN-SINGER-7000” in order to speak and sing what he has to say.
Meet Bob! Bob is a friendly and chill yet high energy cherry with legs. He is eternally bonded with Jon and Jules as they are the bestest of friends! He knows how to break up fights, he can do backflips, he can play games, but he hates the fact that he cannot sing. But since he believes he cannot sing, he likes to play the xylophone as a way of expressing his musical inclination!
As said earlier, Jules is a Calien. What is that, exactly? You may ask. Well, Caliens are “aliens” with naturally assigned colors. They all have to have at least more than one alter, which is when a regular humanoid body part is altered into a different shape or form of practically anything. Some are minor, some are major. Let’s take Jules as an example. She has rabbit paws. Her genetics aren’t copying a rabbit, they are just doing their own thing! Jules also has hot pink blood, which is one of her colors assigned to her. Her main color is green, though. On the other hand, the word “Calien” is a mix between “color” and “alien”. They gained the word “alien” from how the Caliens came from another unknown planet, which is yet to be discovered.
The 7 sun and the 7 moon. They were named after 7, obviously, since the land of 7 was first to find them. They both have the option to hide or show their full bodies which they only must use if planet 3 in particular is in terrible danger, which very rarely happens since Jules, Jon, and Bob are always fending off their foes effortlessly.
Every villain in 7 is targeting Jules! They are all jealous of her beautiful creations and friends. All of these villains have their differences and lives, but they all work in unison in order to defeat Jules! There are a few classes of villains which commands them on what they are supposed to do.
CLASSES:
1: JOHN
2: SPY
3: MANUFACTURERS
4: ATTACK
5: DEFENSE
(CLASS: JOHN)
Ew! It’s John! John is the main villain of 7. All he wants to do is turn Jon into fries! Whenever someone mentions John in 7, they must say it subtly and censor their speech by making a loud “beep noise”. It’s really random, I know! But when you’re referring to a different John, you don’t have to censor your speech at all. You’ll never know when John will attack…
(CLASS: MANUFACTURERS)
On a different planet in the Silly System which is planet 5, there is just simply one big office on this planet titled “The Coolest Office Ever”, or “TCOE” as an acronym. The Evil businessmen work for John! Their job is to set up awful propaganda and create businesses in an attempt to overthrow Jules and her creations in 7. Although Jules is the founder of 7, she does not act like a literal dummy about her creations. She is just a small creator with her friends and buddies! But on the other hand, the Evil Businessmen are extremely jealous of her! The Evil Businessmen manufacture products such as jumping spider tee shirts and rubber faux keyboards. Literally nobody knows why they attempt to sell this… stuff.
(CLASS: SPY)
Tony Jones, the statistically and objectively 2nd strongest villain in 7 who was born in the year 230 BC! He wears a half sheep fur and half cow leather jacket. On his head, he wears an umbrella hat! He owns a rock which when you tap it twice, you can make anything happen! But since Tony Jones isn’t a very impulsive person, he keeps his wishes at a moderate level. This rock is stuck with Tony Jones, so all the other villains get annoyed when he doesn’t use it for the “right” things! Tony’s job is to spy on Jules and observe what she does in her lovely land in order to gain knowledge and ideas for every villain, especially The Evil Businessmen and their products.
(CLASS: ATTACK)
The Googoobite is a strange 4 legged bug who lives in a place called “The Bunker Attics”! The Bunker Attics will be explained later. The Googoobite is commanded by John to create strange gizmos and machinery to strike at Jules and 7! The parts to build the machinery are stolen from certain places such as laboratories and public restrooms. Tony Jones assists The Googoobite in doing this as he is the thief of these things!
(CLASS: DEFENSE)
Theodore Johnson is the head of The Evil Businessmen! His job is to defend the villains of 7 with the assistance of The Googoobite and their contraptions and machinery that they have created. Theodore on the other hand owns several shields of different kinds… as he is a defense class. Theodore doesn’t actually enjoy being a defender while he thinks fighting is fun but he does his job anyways.
Every person or group of people will have words of wisdom assigned to them. These words of wisdom relate to the person or group personally. You may be able to relate to them too.
Everything in existence is a perception of the mind. I know that may sound crazy and insanity inducing, but look at it in a positive way. You can do whatever you want. Just don’t harm anyone else in the process. And if people harm you, simply shift your perception to something more positive. Laugh about your pain that they have brought to you. Think of it as something small and unnecessary, like how it really is. You are you no matter what.
Solace, the deity of acceptance. Solace is always there for you no matter what. Solace had always existed, even in universes which had never existed in the first place. He is existence itself. That causes people to wonder where he came from, but in reality, he was always there. People also debate on the fact if he is generous or ignorant. Nobody exactly knows.
The world will listen to you. No matter what you have done, the world will always, and I mean always, listen to you. The sun will always shine on you. The moon will always help you sleep. The air will always be around you, and the sky will always visually fluctuate between days but still look back at you. This is what you should realize. You’re alive.
